Friday, September 25, 2009

Car Update

So I realized that I have yet to update you on the status of my car. I got it fixed. It was a mouse that chewed a wire and after 10 days we figured it out and I am now in Chicago. Don't worry there will be more soon, but I know people have been asking for updates.

Keep up the fight

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Crankshaft Sensor

This object to the right is a crankshaft senor... I think. I don't really know for sure because I am not a mechanic. It could be a airbag senor that was labeled wrong when I did my Google image search, but that doesn't really matter for the point of the story.

I want to take you back to Monday morning. I got out of bed and went to St. Agnes for morning prayer. If I ever skip morning prayer, it is on Monday, but I made it this week. So I pulled into the parking lot, put my car in reverse to park and it dies. Won't start. No big deal I will go into prayer and when I come out it will be fine. Nope. I have Ray give me a ride home, thanks again Ray, and grab my scooter and head to work.

Let me back up. Why was I in my car to begin with? Well I had a spiritual direction appointment in Bloomington that I was going to go to right after morning prayer.

I got out to work and went to talk to CB. CB is a great guy. He grew up in the area, knows a lot of people and is our property manager. He calls his mechanic buddy and he said sure, he can have a look at it. So we meet him at the car, he plugs in his computer and it said crankshaft senor error. No big deal he said, we will toe it to my shop, it is one screw, have it done this afternoon. Great, get er done.

Tuesday morning I see CB, we call Mark (his friend) and it was not the senor, maybe it is the wiring, he will give me a call.

Wednesday... no phone call, but I figure he is a busy man and I have my scooter so no big deal.

Today, not the wire but may be the whole computer. Awesome!! Anyone have a spare one of those hanging around? Nope but if we go to the store, buy one and it is not the computer they will not take it back so I will have a spare one.

You (as in you the person who is reading this right now) may or may not know that tomorrow I am supposed to leave on a little vacation, and no, Sara, I am not going to take my scooter. Maybe vacation will get pushed back a week.

*****Sensitive Readers Beware*****Foul Language Alert****
Now I trust CB and by extension trust Mark, but I can't help but feel like in the grand scheme of things I am getting my shaft cranked a bit.
***** Foul Language Over****

Keep up the fight

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Demolition Derby

This weeks photo credit goes to Jessica Tyson. This was of the Demolition Derby at the State Fair but I will be discussing the county fair.

As if the title didn't say it all. I had the amazing privileged of seeing not one but two demo derbies this year. It had been a few years since I had seen one and I was super excited to go. (One might note that driving in Texas is in fact one big demolition derby.)

The first derby was the Brown County Fair. It was a Tuesday in July. The 28th day of July to be specific. It was a hot one also. The kind of day where all you want to do after work is sip some lemonade in the AC and enjoy a comedy on TV. Not me...not me! I dawned my best pair of overalls and tightest old cut off work shirt I could find, drank a beer and set off to the fair in search of the most manliest sport ever.

I didn't have to walk far to find that sweet smell of leaking fluids and funnel cakes, after all I live in Nashville and the county fair grounds are only 2 blocks away. Once I got in the gate I headed right past the midway. No fairus wheel or tea cups for me this day. There are 364 other days in which I can win a giant stuffed bear to give to my Bianca. Today is demo day.

The line for tickets was backed up as long as the line for free pretzel day at the office. I was Stanly and I would have my treat. I was waiting for Kevin and Addison to join me also. This would be the day his father and I taught Addison what manhood was all about. They got there just in time for me to buy them tickets so they didn't have to wait in line and we where in.

It was glorious. There was a high fence to protect the fans from flying car parts, large cement barricades that stood futilely by lining the pit, an announcer box complete with an old crackly sound system and a dream on the face of each one of those noble racers as they pounded the crap out their cars in the pits to get them ready.

Not long after I got my seat a beautiful 1950's instrumental version on vinyl of our nations anthem rang out. I took a quick trip for chili cheese fries and tea and the action was soon under way.

We watched as heat after heat the best of the best from Brown county and the surrounding area shocked, amazed and stupefied us. We all bet a dollar on each race and cheered on our racers as if we ourselves were in the car. I can't describe what it means to be at a demolition derby itself. Words are to confining. All I can say it that at the end of the night I was $12 richer, my buddy Pat has a possible date with a driver from the Powder Puff heat, my tea glass was full of mud and I was ready to walk home with the joy of a well raced derby.

If you are looking for more on the Demolition Derby then check out this video... wow it is great!!

Keep up the fight

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Ingrid Michaelson

So I have a lot of good post but I am waiting for someone to send me pictures to post them. For now I want to tell you about the next concert I am going to. You may of guessed by now that it is Ingrid Michaelson. Check out her myspace.