Did you know that you need Dental records to get a license in Indiana. Well that is if you go in on an even day when it is raining. If it is a clear day in an odd month, then you need a positive DNA match with your grandmother on your fathers side. Any other days (except the 3rd Tuesday of the month) you need confirmation from a state senator or member of the Indiana House to sign off on your license. On the 3rd Tuesday of the month you also need a congregational act from the US congress, and you can only get it if the Supreme Court has vote 5-2 in favor of anything in the last 17 working days, excluding any federal holiday.
Of course you do not get this information until after you have sat and waited with your little pink number for at least 15 minutes. I think they confuse the amount of time you have to wait to get a handgun with the amount of time it takes to call number 37. Don't worry number 36 gave up and left about an hour ago, but we still need to make sure they are not just in the bathroom or something.
"#37." I hear ring out in a voice that makes Jim Dale's 'Voldemort' voice sound rather pleasant.
"Good afternoon mam I am..."
"What do you want?"
That was about all I remember of the conversation before I got mad and wanted to leave as fast as possible.
So in summation, if you could call your representatives in congress on my behalf, I would love to get my Indiana license this week.
Monday, September 15, 2008
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2 comments:
Maybe you should have went to: http://www.in.gov/bmv/3573.htm first.
I'll let them use my DNA! Can you come after it?
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